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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

(via takingbackshannon)

leanin:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in TV history. 

So. Good. 

(Source: unlucky-artist, via jocelynebarchet)

no-youth:

Almost a thousand people in West Africa die from ebola and nobody bats an eyelash, yet 2 white people in the US contract it and miraculously a cure is released and given to them because they’re an “extreme circumstance.” Satire is dead and real life is a dystopian hellscape

(via f1ux)

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Mistakes made, chances lost.

Mistakes made, chances lost.

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

(via gretainthewild)

I HATE when girls swear

bellecosby:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such fowl things. It makes me sad.. If you want make me sad be a girl and swear..

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(Source: christtheconquerer, via takingbackshannon)

"I am a feminist. I’ve been female for a long time now. I’d be stupid not to be on my own side."

Maya Angelou (via robert-winchester-novak)

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elaurad:

slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

shlebsy EMERGENCY

Hhahahaahahhaha. What a wonderful thing to see first thing in the morning

(Source: rock-n-pizzarolls)

friesex:

"i’m not a feminist because i don’t hate men"

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